Looking to be witch your friends with spell-binding puns?
Whether you need the perfect caption for your Halloween post, a funny icebreaker, or a cackling good pun for your group chat, you’ve flown into the right coven.
This post has all the witchy puns you’ll ever need – short, sweet, and packed with hextra humor.
Let’s cast a spell of laughter and broom-zoom through the best witch puns out there!
Witch puns for instagram
These are perfect for your next broom-selfie or cauldron-side snap.
Feeling witchy and I love it
Hex yeah, I’m magical
Too glam to give a damn… or a potion
Witch better have my broom
Broom hair, don’t care
Chillin’ like a spell-caster
Basic witch vibes
Brew-tiful and bewitching
Wickedly cute
Living my best witch life
Stirred, not shaken
Keep calm and cast on
Spells and selfies
Looking brew-tiful today
Broom mates for life
Cute witch puns
Add charm to your Halloween messages with these adorable puns.
You’ve got me under your spell
Witching you a spooky night
You’re my favorite spell-check
So potionate about Halloween
You’re brew-tiful, inside and out
Witchful thinking
Let’s have a gourd time
Happy Hallo-queen
I’m totally spellbound by you
You’re hex-tra special
Hope your Halloween is magical
Broom-mates forever
Warts and all, I adore you
You make my broomstick fly
Flying high on Halloween vibes
Short Witch Puns for Quick Laughs
Need a quick giggle? These short zingers will do the trick (or treat).
Cauldron me impressed
Hex-tra funny
Spell yeah!
Broom with a view
Brew-haha
Wand-erful day
It’s a hex-traordinary life
You little spell-snatcher
Broom service, please
Resting witch face
Potion commotion
Boo-tiful brew
Enchanted AF
Curses and giggles
Cauldron-tastic
Witch Puns for Best Friend Captions
Celebrate your ride-or-die with some magical friendship fun.
My broom-mate for life
Stirring up trouble together
Witch, please – you’re my fave
Partners in slime
We’ve got good spell-chemistry
Cauldron cousins
Double trouble, double spells
My favorite brew-tiful soul
Spell sisters forever
Hex yeah, we’re besties
A wicked good duo
Friends who hex together, stay together
Casting spells and taking names
Witch squad goals
Magic-makers and laugh-shakers
Witch puns one liners
These punny phrases are perfect for signs, invites, or decor.
Enter if you dare… or double dare
Broom parking only
The witch is in
Spellbound spirits welcome
Hocus pocus, let’s get this party started
Wicked vibes only
Keep out… unless you’ve got candy
Come fly with us
Stirring up some spookiness
Witches be lurking
It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus
Trick or treat yo’self
Come in for a spell
Caution: Brewing mischief
Ghouls just wanna have fun
Witch Puns for Couples and Love
Love can be a magical thing. Make it pun-derful too!
You’re my favorite witch-ual
Bewitched by your love
Together, we brew better
Magic happens when I’m with you
You put a spell on me
I’m totally cauldron over you
You’re my hex appeal
Let’s make magic together
Batty for you
You make my heart levitate
My boo and I
Warts and kisses
Brewed just for each other
My forever familiar
Hocus Pocus, I need you to focus (on me)
Witch puns for Halloween
Kid-friendly and fun for family-friendly Halloween parties.
Witch way to the candy?
Broom-zoom into fun
Spellabration time
You’re my little spellcaster
Too cute to spook
Abra-ca-dorable
Cauldron full of giggles
Witchy-witch, where’s the switch?
Sparkle spells and candy smells
No tricks, just treats
Bewitching bundle of joy
Ghoulish giggles
My little potion pal
Creepin’ it real with the fam
Cackle crew
Clever Witch Puns for Costumes and Parties
Want to stand out at the next costume bash? Use these clever lines.
Witch upon a star
Spell-fie queen
Looking for my magic wand
Cauldron couture
I came, I cast, I conquered
Potion-tially dangerous
Sorceress of sass
Wand-er woman
Wicked, with style
Bewitch, please
Cast first, ask later
Glamour and spells
Cloaked in cool
Magic but make it fashion
I put the “witch” in bewitching
Conclusion
Now that you’ve got a whole spellbook of witch puns, it’s time to share the magic. Use them for your captions, cards, costumes, or just to hex up your humor game.
Whether you’re casting a love spell or just making someone smile, there’s a pun here for every occasion.
Go on, pick your favorite, wave your wand (or phone), and share some wickedly good laughs!
David is the creative mind behind jokes Crafter, a hub for clever jokes, witty wordplay, and laugh-out-loud content. With a passion for humor and a knack for crafting the perfect punchline, David brings smiles to readers across the globe. When he's not writing, he's probably thinking up his next viral joke or enjoying a good comedy show.
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