So, you’ve got a bun in the oven and you’re ready to serve up the laughs with it!
Whether you’re sharing the big news on social media, crafting the perfect card, or just dropping hints in a playful convo, pregnancy announcement jokes are the way to go.
This post is packed with pun-filled, belly-laugh-worthy one-liners that’ll make your audience double-tap and double over with joy.
From Instagram captions to funny texts for grandma, we’ve got every pun and joke you need to announce that a tiny human is joining your team.
Let’s make this announcement one for the baby books!
Funny Pregnancy Announcement Puns for Instagram
These are short, sweet, and social media–ready! Perfect for that surprise post or story reveal.
“We’re adding a new player to our squad launching soon!”
“Cooking up something sweeter than cookies…”
“Plot twist: it’s not a food baby.”
“Something’s kicking… and it’s not just my caffeine addiction!”
“Our next adventure has tiny socks.”
“Big belly, bigger secret.”
“Bump ahead!”
“Bringing a new meaning to belly laughs.”
“I grow humans. What’s your superpower?”
“Loading… baby.exe.”
“Breaking news: Eviction notice sent to wine and sushi!”
“We’re gaining a roommate. Rent-free, of course.”
“Expecting… naps to become nonexistent.”
“The bump made me do it.”
“Baby on board passed the snacks!”
Cute and Cheesy Baby Announcement Puns
Adorably cringe-worthy and irresistibly charming, these are for when you want the “aww” and the “haha.”
“Our hearts are full and soon our hands will be too!”
“Eggspecting something special!”
“We’re growing more than just love.”
“Adding a new pea to our pod.”
“Our love just got a plus one.”
“The snuggle is real.”
“S’more to love coming soon.”
“Our pumpkin patch is expanding.”
“A little bundle of pun is on the way.”
“This baby’s already stealing hearts and snacks.”
“Taco ‘bout a surprise!”
“We’re beary excited!”
“Made with love and a little bit of chaos.”
“It’s baby o’clock somewhere.”
“Love multiplied… and divided into diapers.”
Clever Gender-Neutral Pregnancy Reveal Jokes
Not finding out the gender? No problem these puns work for any baby on the way.
“Guess what’s cooking (and it’s not dinner)!”
“No pink or blue, just over the moon!”
“Mystery baby: coming soon!”
“Can’t keep this bump under wraps!”
“Baby: ETA pending.”
“Surprise plotline in progress.”
“The suspense is unbearable… and adorable.”
“Growing a tiny human. No further details at this time.”
“Future napper currently in beta.”
“The tiniest secret we’ve ever kept.”
“We’re expecting! Also, lunch.”
“Catch me glowing and growing.”
“Adding to our chaos gender TBA.”
“Plot twist in progress.”
“Stay tuned… the bump has a story to tell.”
Funny Pregnancy Announcement Jokes for Friends
Want to drop the news in the group chat with a laugh? These are for your inner circle!
“Can’t hang tonight growing a human.”
“Guess who’s giving up wine and winning at life?”
“I’ve got a parasite… and it’s adorable.”
“So, it turns out cravings are real.”
“Our family tree just sprouted a new branch!”
“Help, I swallowed a watermelon seed.”
“Turns out baby fever is contagious.”
“Coming soon: our new party guest.”
“Goodbye, sleep. Hello, snuggles.”
“We’re adulting so hard, we’re reproducing.”
“Spoiler: I’m about to get even moodier.”
“Finally, a valid reason to be this tired.”
“Expecting… a lifetime of laughter.”
“On the road to parenthood (send snacks).”
“Turns out babies don’t grow in cabbage patches.”
Witty Pregnancy Captions for Couples
For the couple’s joint post, here are some clever duos to tag your partner with.
“Coming soon: our greatest collaboration yet.”
“From couple to trio in T-minus 9 months.”
“He shoots, she scores!”
“We made a human (on purpose).”
“Two peas, one pod, and a sprout.”
“Expecting more love (and diapers).”
“We’ve upgraded from plus one to plus baby!”
“No more sleeping in (ever).”
“Plot twist: We’re nesting.”
“Making room for a mini-me.”
“Not just a bump it’s a joint project.”
“We’re baking a bun together.”
“Launching version 2.0 of us.”
“She glows, he panics. Baby coming soon.”
“Love, multiplied.”
Hilarious First-Time Parent Puns
These are perfect if it’s your first baby and your brain’s already full of diapers and panic.
“First comes love, then comes no sleep.”
“We Googled how to make a baby. It worked.”
“Leveling up to parent mode!”
“First-time parents. Send help… and wipes.”
“We’re new here too.”
“Starting from the bump, now we’re here.”
“Our starter pack: diapers, hope, and chaos.”
“We’re about to meet our tiny boss.”
“Please advise: How do babies work?”
“On a crash course to parenting.”
“Our lives just got a lot cuter and louder.”
“We made a person! And we’re keeping it!”
“One small bump for mom, one giant leap for dad.”
“Adding ‘parent’ to the resume.”
“We’re expecting panic and joy included.”
Baby-Themed Puns for Holiday Announcements
Announcing near a holiday? Here are jokes tailored to match the season!
Christmas
“All I want for Christmas is… sleep. Oh wait, a baby!”
“Bumping around the Christmas tree.”
“Santa’s got a helper on the way!”
Halloween
- “No tricks, just our little treat.”
- “Ghouls just wanna have babies.”
- “We’re brewing something spooky and sweet.”
Easter
- “We’re egg-specting!”
- “Cracking open some big news…”
- “Hatching a little chick!”
Valentine’s Day
- “Made with love… lots of it!”
- “Love is in the air and the nursery.”
- “Cupid left us a surprise.”
New Year’s
- “New year, new adventure: BABY!”
- “Our resolution: become awesome parents.”
- “2025: The year we added a plus one.”
Short Baby Announcement One-Liners for Texts & Cards
Quick, punchy lines that pack a punny punch perfect for announcements by message or snail mail.
“Guess who’s got that baby glow?”
“There’s a tiny heartbeat in my belly and joy in my heart.”
“Mini-me: arriving soon.”
“Our little love story continues.”
“Pregnant and punsy.”
“New title unlocked: Mom & Dad.”
“We’re under construction baby due soon.”
“Stork incoming!”
“Brace yourselves… baby is coming.”
“Adding a little sparkle to life.”
“So, we did a thing…”
“Our hearts made room for one more.”
“Growing something magical.”
“More toes to kiss, more love to give.”
“A bump in the right direction.”
🎉 Conclusion
You’ve got the puns. You’ve got the glow. Now you’ve got no excuse not to make the funniest, most memorable pregnancy announcement ever!
Whether you’re going the cheesy, witty, or adorably punny route, there’s something in this list that’s sure to tickle your funny bone and warm hearts while you’re at it.
So go ahead, pick your fave, post it loud, and let the countdown to cuddles begin! 💕
