Looking to prank with punchlines or just want to lighten up the month?
Whether you’re gearing up for April Fools’ Day or simply in the mood for some seasonal silliness, you’ve landed in the perfect spot.
From witty captions to cheeky one-liners, we’ve got April-themed jokes to keep you grinning all month long.
Get ready to sprinkle your posts, chats, and group convos with the best “April jokes” that are short, punny, and full of mischief.
Let’s dive into the hilarity!
April Fools Jokes to Prank Your Friends
These jokes are perfect for pulling lighthearted pranks and fooling your squad without hurting feelings.
I just got hired at the orange juice factory… but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
My WiFi was feeling cold, so I gave it a warm password.
Just ran a marathon… of Netflix shows.
Bought a camouflage shirt… but I can’t find it.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
I’m on an all-carb diet… April Fools!
You dropped your smile April picked it up.
I told my plants we were moving out they wilted instantly.
I can’t adult today ask again next April.
Your fridge is running… better catch it!
I put my phone in airplane mode it still won’t fly.
Broke up with my calendar. Too many dates.
I invented a pencil with two erasers… it was pointless.
Alexa told me she needs space. 😢
I’m allergic to mornings… doctor confirmed.
Short April Jokes for Instagram Captions
Add these playful puns to your IG stories, reels, or April selfies.
April showers bring… indoor scroll hours.
Caught in a prankstorm.
April vibes: messy buns and mischief runs.
Just foolin’ around. 😜
April: when jokes bloom.
Seriousness? Not this month!
Fools welcome wit required.
Cloudy with a chance of sarcasm.
Warning: may cause random giggles.
Spring broke but still funny.
If sarcasm bloomed, April would be a garden.
April filter: 100% goofy.
Posting this before someone pranks me!
Smile it’s April’s superpower.
Born to prank. Forced to adult.
Best April Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Good
Groan-worthy? Yes. Cringe-worthy? Definitely. But also 100% worth it.
I’d tell you an April joke about pizza… but it’s a little cheesy.
My calendar is booked… literally.
I put my money where my mouth is now I can’t talk.
This joke is rated “P” for punny.
My dog loves April so many sticks, so little time.
I opened a bakery in April… it’s a crumby business.
Got a job as a mirror installer I can see myself doing that.
April: where the grass is greener and the jokes are meaner.
If April was a vegetable, it’d be a fool-sprout.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity it’s impossible to put down.
My puns are egg-cellent… even in spring.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.
I tried writing with a broken pencil. It was pointless.
April dads don’t age they just level up their jokes.
Let that joke sink in… like your fake April fish.
Funny April Puns for Work and Office Chats
Break the tension in those team chats or Zoom calls with these harmless pranks.
Let’s take a spring break… from deadlines.
I told the boss I quit. April Fools. (Or is it?)
Office rule: if you prank, you must bring snacks.
Just emailed a joke to HR. Pray for me.
I’m on a meeting diet cutting back on calls.
Zoom fatigue? More like bloom fatigue.
Promoted to Chief Executive Prankster.
Work hard, prank harder.
My deadline ran away with my motivation.
April KPI: Keep Pranks Interesting.
Budget cuts but joke supply is unlimited.
That meeting could’ve been a meme.
Asked for a raise got raised eyebrows.
Team building? More like team joking.
The only thing scheduled: a prank war.
Clever April One-Liners for WhatsApp and Texts
Quick to type, quicker to laugh.
Is it April or just prank season?
I came. I saw. I confused everyone.
Life’s too short not to prank.
Today’s goal: maximum mischief.
Why so serious? It’s April.
Texting you before I prank you.
One-liner, full impact.
I believe in April magic and meme logic.
If laughter is medicine, I’m overdosed.
Putting the “fool” in “wonderful.”
Knock knock. April’s here.
Message sent. Regret pending.
Don’t trust anything today. Or tomorrow.
Foolproof? Never heard of her.
My sense of humor blooms in April.
Hilarious April Jokes for Kids
Kid-friendly jokes that’ll get all the giggles.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mom was a wafer too long.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Why was the math book sad? Too many problems.
What did the big flower say to the little one? “Hey, bud!”
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
April is just March’s silly sequel.
Silly April Riddles and Brain Teasers
Get your friends thinking… and laughing!
What has keys but can’t open doors? A piano.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? The letter “M.”
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? Footsteps.
What has hands but can’t clap? A clock.
What can you catch but not throw? A cold.
I speak without a mouth. Who am I? An echo.
Forward I’m heavy, but backward I’m not. What am I? Ton.
What’s full of holes but still holds water? A sponge.
I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old. What am I? A candle.
What can travel around the world while staying in one corner? A stamp.
What kind of room has no doors or windows? A mushroom.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
What gets wetter as it dries? A towel.
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five? Nine.
Why is April like a box of riddles? It’s full of surprises!
April Puns for Seasonal Spring Fun
Celebrate the season with sunny and silly wordplay.
Bloom where you’re pranked.
Don’t be jelly of my April giggles.
April: petal-powered pun season.
Can’t stop this spring in my joke step.
Raining jokes and blooming laughs.
Allergic to boredom. Spring cured it.
Sunshine mixed with punchlines.
Every bunny loves a good prank.
Got that April zest!
Tulip or not tulip? That is the pun.
Let’s taco ‘bout spring jokes.
Hoppy to prank ya!
Just dew it April style.
This month’s forecast: 100% chance of foolery.
Spring into silliness.
Conclusion
April isn’t just a month it’s a whole mood!
Whether you’re here for the foolery, captions, or office chaos, these April jokes are sure to keep the laughs blooming.
Pick your favorite, prank your friends, and don’t forget to share the joy.
Life’s too short for boring months. Let’s make April the funniest one yet!
