120+ Hilarious Donkey Puns That'll Make You Hee-Haw Laugh

Looking for donkey puns that will make your friends laugh till they “hee-haw”? You’ve come to the right stable!

Whether you’re crafting a clever Instagram caption, cracking jokes with friends, or just horsing uh, donkey-ing around, these puns are perfect for lightening the mood.

From playful wordplay to laugh-out-loud lines, we’ve rounded up the best donkey puns to add some extra “kick” to your conversation.

Let’s trot right into it! 🐾

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Funny Donkey Puns for Instagram Captions

Need a caption that kicks? These witty donkey puns are picture-perfect for your Instagram posts!

Just out here living my badonk-a-life 🐴

Eeyore who? I’m the life of the pasture!

Keep calm and bray on

Donkeys believe how cute I look?

Straight outta the stable

Braying it on with style

Got that kick of confidence

Living that mule-sive lifestyle

Hey there, handsome!

Mule it over before judging me

I’m all ears… literally

Who needs horsepower when you’ve got this sass?

Ass-uredly fabulous

Feeling hoof-tastic today

Saddle up for good vibes only

Donkey One-Liner Jokes to Brighten Your Day

These quick donkey jokes are short, snappy, and full of fun!

I told my donkey a joke. He said, “You’re really punny.”

Why donkeys never gossip? They don’t like to bray-tray.

My donkey started a band. It’s called The Bray-dioheads.

I’m not lazy, I’m just in stable mode.

Donkey yoga: it’s all about zen brays.

I asked my donkey for advice. He said, “Kick it old school.”

I broke up with my donkey. It was an unstable relationship.

Donkey at the gym: “I’m working on my kick-back routine.”

Feeling down? Just give it a bray.

Don’t make an ass of yourself.

When the donkey is your therapist: “Tell me how you bray-lly feel.”

My donkey is a chef. He makes hee haw-licious dishes.

Life’s better when you bray together.

That donkey’s got some serious hoof moves.

He’s not stubborn, he’s just determuled.

Cute Donkey Puns for Kids

Kid-friendly and full of wholesome fun, these puns are perfect for little donkey lovers.

What do donkeys eat for snacks? Bray-nanas!

I’m all ears and tail too!

Time to kick it into fun mode

Let’s play hide and bray-k!

My donkey draws really well he’s a pasture artist

Donkey says: “You’re paws-itively awesome!”

I hoof you like these puns

Hee-haw and high-fives!

That’s some mule-icious fun

Jumping for bray-joy

Feeling like a donkey-star today

I love you a ton-key!

My donkey friend is the mane event

Hee-haw means “hello” in donkey language

Let’s go on a bray-venture!

Donkey Puns for Birthday Wishes

Send birthday cheers with a punny twist using these donkey-inspired greetings.

Have a hee-haw-larious birthday!

Hope your day is full of bray-ght surprises

Kick back and party like a mule-ionaire

You’re ass-tounding happy birthday!

No ifs, ands, or butts you deserve the best!

Let the bray-ting begin

Hope you get a kick out of your day

You’re ear-resistible today

Sending you stable-sized wishes

This day is hoof-tastic, just like you

Have an unstoppable celebration

You’re not older, just more bray-lliant

Have a hay-day birthday

Another year of being a-maze-ing

You deserve a whole pasture of presents!

Romantic Donkey Puns for Your Crush

Trying to win over someone’s heart? These donkey love puns will make them smile (and maybe blush).

You mule me crazy

I’m bray-zy about you

You’ve got me head over hooves

Don’t make me beg and bray

Let’s be stable-mates forever

You’re the mane thing in my life

I’m all ears when I’m with you

Hee-haw you doing, cutie?

You’re more than just a booty call

Falling in love with you was no kick-dent

I think we’re a pasture-perfect pair

You’re totally ass-ential to me

You had me at hee-haw

You’re the reason I bray at the moon

Our love is totally un-bray-kable

Donkey Name Puns for Pets and Characters

Got a pet donkey or writing a character? These punny names are perfect!

Donkey Kong

Eeyawn

Sir Kicks-a-Lot

Brayoncé

Hee-Hawn Solo

Don Quixote’s Sidekick

Muffin the Mule

Braynald

Hoofster

Muley Cyrus

Kick Norris

Braylin

Stable Stan

Honky Tonky

Buckaroo Bill

Clever Donkey Puns for Greeting Cards

Add a kick of humor to any card with these clever sayings.

You’re simply ass-mazing

Sending you a kick-load of love

Hope your day is as strong as a mule

You’re bray-ond awesome

This card is a heehaw of approval

Get well soon or I’ll come kicking

Thank you for being my pasture partner

Stay stable and slay

You’re my mane squeeze

Let’s trot into good times

I couldn’t bray for a better friend

You make life less boring and more braying

Here’s a card full of heehaws and hugs

Kick your worries away

Sending tail-wagging joy your way

Dirty Donkey Puns (Mild & Playful)

Feeling a little cheeky? These pun-derful lines stay playful without crossing the line.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

Who’s got the sassiest ass in town?

Let’s get a little bray-naked

Saddle up for some naughty fun

Just a couple of kicks and giggles

You’ve got me feeling mule-dy

Let’s get down to some pasture play

You’re stallion my heart

Don’t be a stubborn ass, call me!

Hooves off, this one’s mine!

Kicking it old-school and naughty

You had me at “bray me harder”

This isn’t my first mule-ride

That donkey’s got some serious cake

You and me? Total bray-chemistry

Conclusion

There you have it a pasture full of donkey puns ready to brighten your day, spice up your captions, or win a laugh from friends.

Whether you’re a pun-lover or just stumbled upon this for fun, there’s always room for a little more hee-haw in life.

Pick your favorite pun, share it with your herd, and let the good brays roll!

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David is the creative mind behind jokes Crafter, a hub for clever jokes, witty wordplay, and laugh-out-loud content. With a passion for humor and a knack for crafting the perfect punchline, David brings smiles to readers across the globe. When he's not writing, he's probably thinking up his next viral joke or enjoying a good comedy show.