120+ Weaker Than Jokes Puns for Soft Laughs & Captions

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

Lettuce romaine is calm.

I’m only here for the snacks.

My bed and I are in a committed relationship.

Fries before guys unless he brings fries.

I donut care… but I do.

I tried to be cool… but I froze.

Can’t adult today. Try again tomorrow.

Avocadon’t tell me what to do.

Sippin’ on sunshine and sarcasm.

Nap queen in a kingdom of chaos.

My sense of humor? Basically expired milk.

Feed me tacos and tell me I’m punny.

Just wingin’ it… mostly my eyeliner.

Sweater weather? More like better weather.

I’m a big dill… in small circles.

I used to be indecisive, now I’m not sure.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

You can’t trust atoms they make up everything.

I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I’d get no reaction.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

I told my suitcase we’re not going on vacation. Now it’s emotional baggage.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

I would avoid the sushi it’s a little fishy.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

My jokes are koala-fied.

I’m paws-itively tired.

I wheelie like my bike.

Don’t leaf me hanging.

I’m over koalafied for this job.

Shell we dance?

You octopi my thoughts.

I whale always love you.

I lava good pun.

Let’s taco ’bout it later.

Bear with me, I’m barely awake.

I’m not lion, I’m exhausted.

Bee yourself, even if you’re buzzed.

Alpaca my bags!

Otterly confused.

You’re soup-er cool.

You make miso happy.

Don’t go bacon my heart.

You guac my world.

Thanks a latte for being you.

Muffin compares to you.

You’re brew-tiful.

Espresso yourself.

Olive you so much.

I’m grapeful for you.

You make my heart skip a beet.

You’re my jam.

You butter believe it.

Don’t be afraid to ketchup.

I relish our friendship.

That’s un-fur-gettable.

Paws and reflect.

You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow.

Just clawing my way through the day.

Turtley awesome.

What the flock?!

I’m howlin’ for snacks.

Baa-d to the bone.

You quack me up.

I herd that!

Sealiously tired.

I’m a little horse.

Ewe matter.

Keep it reindeer.

Otterly ridiculous.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.

Want a brief explanation of infinity? It takes forever.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

My calendar’s days are numbered.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

I don’t trust those trees, they seem shady.

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s uplifting.

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

No pun intended… or maybe a little.

I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

My math teacher called me average. How mean!

I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given a crap in days.

Too awkward to function.

Recovering ice cream addict.

Fluent in emoji.

Powered by coffee and bad decisions.

Keyboard warrior with a soft side.

WiFi soulmate.

Blink and you’ll miss my joke.

Bad puns & good vibes.

Laughing softly in all caps.

Soft sarcasm enthusiast.

Avocado toast aficionado.

Serial procrastinator.

Caffeine-powered human.

Half pun, half human.

Still buffering…

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears (softly).

I’d never desert you.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together awkwardly.

You must be made of copper and tellurium. Because you’re Cu-Te.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

I donut know what I’d do without you.

I like you a waffle lot.

You’re the WiFi to my heart.

I’m totally soy into you.

We’re mint to be.

You’re tea-rific.

Let’s stick together like glue… or gum.

I loathe you.